In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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