i can't believe i had my finger in that
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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