The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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