Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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