The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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