Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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