dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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