found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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