Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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