Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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