Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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