Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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