question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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