Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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