i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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