Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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