Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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