I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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