honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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