We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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