My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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