kristin has been a bad kristin
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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