that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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