Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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