that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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