I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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