Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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