just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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