She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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