She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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