have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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