Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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