we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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