adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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