Sponge bath it is.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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