now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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