If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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