just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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