This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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