Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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