by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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