You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
