I want to stick my p in your. b.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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