Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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