i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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