The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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