I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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