well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You were trust falling into bushes
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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