And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Randomize
