Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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