Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
