Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
