now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
it glows. i had to have it.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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