i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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