We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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