I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
